Because Go-Devil-Dante is PURE WIN

http://go-devil-dante.deviantart.com/art/L-s-tea-party-72060078

The second one is pure unfiltered RANDOM.
http://go-devil-dante.deviantart.com/art/L-is-sick-of-walking-19823583

Oh... Oh God...

It's back to therapy for me...

*Pokes* wimp!

THIS HAND OF MINE GLOWS-
I'm sorry that I find something wrong with cross-dressing L and Mello and an instance of nudity (the male kind). <_<

WITH AN AWESOME POWER-
*puts on old man hat*

ITS BURNING GRIP-
You kids these days! I swear, all o' y'all just take everything and pervert it to your own filthy needs! Back in my day, we'd go down to the town plaza and look and girls' ankles for that kind of thrill! Now look at what goes on: taking advantage of some estranged, confused males and making them nekkid! I can't believe you! It's hooligans like you that take all of the cherished moments from my childhood and mess them all up with your new-age rap and Gaga! Why, I'm sure you'd even try to mess with that timeless classic Ren & Stimpy!

TELLS ME TO DEFEAT YOU-

Spoiler:

TAKE THIS-
I mean, really! There's nothing wrong with that scene! It's perfect harmless fun, but YOU have to go and twist it to your perverse mindset, don't you? It definitely doesn't look like Ren is about to bone Stimpy in any way. Ugh. I hate you. Gawd.

MY LOVE-
You're all sex addicts. I hate each and every one of you. I will personally escort you all to Hell. You better believe it! All of you! All oooooof yoooooou!

MY ANGER-
I mean, it's not like I totally don't deal with enough of you bastards at school. Although it's only the guys at school who are sex fiends... unless you count those that dress in an inconsiderate fashion.

AND ALL OF MY SORROW-
Though it makes me wonder why girls feel the need to make yaoi pairings of two perfectly straight men. Seriously, Light is straight. L may be as straight as a circle, but I doubt he'd take interest in the most bland character in Death Note. Wait,

Spoiler:

, why would they continue those fantasies? I mean, that's just wrong.

SHINING FINGER!!
You know who was a badass? Mello. He kicked ass. Oh wait, he dies. DAMMIT.

Wow, what the hell have I been doing? It seems I totally went off on a tangent there. But you know what I have to say about that?

Ren & Stimpy was messed up, but it was fsckin' hilarious.

XD GO-DEVIL DANTE IS WIN! XD
I'm a watcher of that user XD Haha!!!

oh yeah... that one... dude...

OMG I LAUGHED SO FREAKING HARD!!! XD GAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!